Disgusting how sunken the cheeks of the ghostly ghouls are.
Even when they take a huge breath
their cheeks hardly move.
It makes them look sullen and disinterested.

I’ve seen them sucking it up on the rugby field
But they don’t look puffed
and their faces don’t go pink.

They put us to shame one day
with their narrow arms and their wheezing
when they beat us 42-3.

I could see they were going easy on us,
sorry for the real people – fatty and prone to tire.

OK, it was only rugby. But just wait ‘til the ghouls
get into politics and fashion design.

Then we’ll be sorry.